guy1: "I'm gonna open up task manager and close it"
guy1: *searches task manager*
guy2: "dude just ctrl-shift-esc"
guy1: *searches task manager*
guy2: "dude just ctrl-shift-esc"
by DaB0ssK1d May 15, 2018
by 08kobe24 February 25, 2017
National Shifting Day is on December 23rd
Hey did you here what day it was today?
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
No what is it
National Shifting Day!
Dude I’m going to Hogwarts see you
by rarathelion November 11, 2020
The process by which a female member of the species homo sapiens transfers responsibility for her actions to an unrelated party. Curiously, this seems to affect others of the species into believing that the newly-blamed individual is truly at fault and that the blamer is in fact the victim.
"So, after she drove her car through the Denny's, punched a paraplegic and shat in the coffee maker, she said it was her husband's fault because he's been ignoring her?"
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
"Yep. And they didn't press charges."
"Female blame shifting. It's a powerful thing."
by Saluriel July 19, 2014
When someone just doesnt have a clue what they are doing that certain day. Like they were meant to be there on a different day all together.. getting the shift swapping.. like work.
by Annie Millar November 08, 2007
Bang on Shift
To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
See masturbate
To masturbate. When you push the shift key on a windows computer 5 times in a row, you get stickykeys. Such as when masturbating to porn and not catching your mess.
See masturbate
by TR MV November 19, 2009
dylan : lmao look at this funny bruh meme
stefan : wow so funny
stefan : wait why the fuck you ctrl shift qq me square up
dylan : no
stefan : wow so funny
stefan : wait why the fuck you ctrl shift qq me square up
dylan : no
by garfielf the word maker December 17, 2019