cum sucking cunt dragon

the most fiendish thing in the universe , a complete douche bag, also when you ejaculate in the air cause it to land everywhere, raining cum......you get the idea

Derek-"Matt,you are a such a cum sucking cunt dragon.
"Matt-"Whatever man."

by Derek, Mitchell, and Matt June 12, 2008

Dick Sucking

Dick Sucking- The act of putting a dick in your mouth because you a thot

Bob: Hi Sue
Sue: You suck
Bob: no u

Sue: *starts Dick Sucking*

by no i May 15, 2018

Sucking Fupid

Not 'fucking stupid', but Sucking Dick.

Mabdaence 3rd, 9999
"Babe? Want to have a long sucking fupid time today?" Arin asks.
"Sure." replies Natalia.

by LesbianLover_NoDicksForME May 19, 2015

sucking shit

When your life is in a such a bad state that you feel like you are literally eating and sucking shit; when you find yourself in a terrible situation; when something goes very wrong in your life
When something or someone looks very bad or ugly

Today I missed my deadline and now I am sucking shit.
You pissed me off. Go suck shit.
Look at her she is so ugly she sucks shit.

by zenk April 23, 2016

shocking cart

a shopping cart that shocks you on your hands due to the build of static electricity

Electro shocking cart therapy is not covered by your health plan, but it is available for free at Costco.

by Ae5Ea8 October 3, 2016

shfucking

The action of shiting while receiving or giving sex

Logan was shfucking me this morning it was delightful

by xX_Meatpie69_Xx March 14, 2017

Smucking Dick

Smoking weed out of someones penis.

"I came up with this idea of smoking weed out of someones penis! I call it 'smucking dick'"

by Coke_Cane September 5, 2017