shasta mountain blowjob

to recieve a hummer in the morning after waking up with a coyote-ugly type beer goggle double wide one night stand.........to recieve oral sex the morning after instead of totally chewing your arm off and leaving!!!!!

" James Yah! "Ted" decided to recieve a shasta mountain blowjob after partying at the dive bars he figured "midas well". ya he totally took one for the team that for sure!

"Ron" that Ted he belongs in the corrupt crew rr somthin!

by jazzzperzzblu February 16, 2010

Shatch

An undeniable, somewhat inadvertant party shit, culminating from a weekend of drugs, alchohol, debochary, and second-guessing. Usually asshole makes blurping, curdling noises.

Curtis had to Shatch after kicking it with us this weekend.

by monkey dong August 10, 2010

Shasta

female version of a male tool , aka a female douche bag, female Guido.

A girl who thinks she's got an A game but to everyone else she's trying to hard and missing it badly.. terrible boob job, bad bleach job, and clothes way too small and way too wrong for her body type

That chick at Rehab thought she looked like Pam Anderson.. what a shasta!

Who's that Shasta hanging with the bros?

by Crystal & Misti January 15, 2009

Shat

Past tense of shit; Refer to presant tense shit

He shat on a three legged kangeroo - (Example by: IDK)

by Kodora October 4, 2003

Shat

When someone needs to makea stinky or has, unfortunately...

OMG he's shat himself... I need to take a shat...

by Basil August 23, 2004

shat

Shat is a 6 headed monster that dwells in New Jersey's sewers. He's known locally as "The Angel Winged Demon" Sakrifise but the origins of his name go back to this offensive slang for the past tense of "shit." He's rewards the people who hate him by fucking their girlfriends at annual Gathering Of The Juggalos conventions. Since his face has never been seen, he's able to fuck these girls and not fear rejection. They often find out who he is afterwards and their boyfriends kill themselves from the torment. He also has the ability to mentally dissect a person with one single word. He has a big dick. Your girlfriend has given him many dirty sanchez's which is where his name originated from.

Shat prefers fucking women in the ass with spiked barbed wire bats.

by Mr Blonde July 8, 2004

Ass-shat

Noun:

One who's intelligence is likened to excrement.

Bitches be all ass-shats!

by Squid December 16, 2003