Splashmat

The act of lining the toilet bowl with tissue paper in order to prevent rusty water being returned to sender from poo touchdown

"Christ Dave, just had a shit & i forgot the splashmat .... got major splashback from that dump"

by dgh938peg April 14, 2010

Splash Rat

A river rafting enthusiast.

How am I gonna git any fishin' done with all of these Splash Rats and Motorbators around.

by spendogg242 May 18, 2010

Splash the Zeros

Rejecting an Urban Dictionary Suggestion

Splash the Zeros, I repeat, splash the Zeros!

by gavy111 December 1, 2010

splash factor

The name of the scale that rates the chances of being struck by your own piss when using a particular urinal. Especially true for oddly shaped/positioned urinals.

"Dude, the urinals here are 4 feet off the ground damn ground, I had to back a bit and on my toes to avoid the splash factor."

"Damn it, now I need to wash my pants, that fucking toilet has to be splash factor 9!"

by ninety99nine October 21, 2011

Splashsoak

When one is both urinating and defecating simultaneously, once the toilet bowl is filled with urine and one releases their faeces, the urine that is then splashed onto the buttocks is the splashsoak.

"Dude, I just got so splashsoaked!"

by das010498 February 2, 2015

splash in her gash

To cum inside a girls vagina

Hey Andy you had sex last night did you splash in her gash

by Scooty1234 February 14, 2015

splashback nugget

So a splashback nugget is when you shit out a fairly large poo then after the impact of the fairly large poo hits the water, there is a splashback which while your straining out your next poo, the splashback then causes your bum hole to tense which then cuts off your 2 load to a much smaller nugget which is named the splashback nugget

Arr mate I was shitting out a huge poo then splashback nugget happend.

by Mr. Bunce May 31, 2016