shmeetiest

who has the shmeetiest of them all

bro i heard kynton has the shmeetiest of them all

by manman’ January 15, 2022

shmeetiest

the smallest d*ck of them all

damn i heard kynton has the shmeetiest of them all

by manman’ January 15, 2022

schmeatcicle

When you stuff a condom full of reindeer meat so it freezes before you shove it up your ass

"You and me are gunna move to Alaska and I'ma give ya the schmeatcicle!"

by Timmy Chlamydia February 5, 2022

Sheat

Shit heat. When you or someone else takes a shit so wretched that the smell of it changes the temperature in the room.

"Dude next to me was taking a dump so wrank that I could feel the sheat."

by TurdBurglar52 February 25, 2022

shmeeth

A word calling someone fat or large or obese.

Brian is such a shmeeth.

by Uncle Raymond February 28, 2022

Sheating

A gay man cheating on his boyfriend with a woman.

“dude, ben is sheating on you!”

(heartstopper)

by Ajlovescats2 April 27, 2022

Smeatledick

small girthy dick

that man has a smeatledick

by thatguyOP123 May 3, 2022