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shitting in reverse

The circumstance where you find yourself in the position of needing to defacate but unable to locate a suitable venue for the proceedings. The resultant clenching of the sphincter in the hopes of preventing an incident of touching cloth results in the feeling that the incipient turd is reversing back up into your lower intestines.

May be performed intentionally in order to preserve the waiting feces for later use. E.G in a cleveland steamer.
Oh man, I hope we find a toilet soon. I'm shitting in reverse.

If I have shit in reverse again I'm going to end up spitting it out.
by cuksocker November 6, 2010
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shitting rainbows

The largest amount of homosexuality one being can poses.
Person: oh em gee Ryan is so hot!
Other Person: yeah to bad he's shitting rainbows gay...
by allons-ycompanion March 9, 2015
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Smifting

Nobody likes to be caught smifting there own brand.
by Parker Harger May 13, 2006
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shitting where you're eating

Dating someone in your profession. You only do 2 basic things - eat and shit. Shitting's done in the bathroom. If you're eating in the bathroom too, then you'll never leave, just like if you're dating someone in your profession, you'll never escape your job.
Dental Student #1: It's official: I'm dating that girl in our class.
Dental Student #2: Ah man, you're shitting where you're eating. Get out while you can.
by mintglow September 22, 2008
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shiftin' suzie

the act of shiftin' back and forth while waitin' in line, leading with your right foot, then left foot, then repeat; events include: the grocery store, concert events, movies, etc.
Sally: Hey, this line for the roller coaster is so long, Charlie!
Charlie: I know. I pass the time by doing some "shiftin' suzies" as the line moves up.
Sally: Good idea Charlie! I didn't know "shiftin' suzies" could be so convenient and fun.
by Jordanica January 23, 2009
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Shitting The Cycle

The act of taking 4 good sized shits in a single 24 hour period. Usually from the result of eating taco bell for the past week, a lot of exercise, or from being a bodybuilder.
Andy-Yo bro did you just take another shit in my toilet. Not cool!!
Joey- Yeah sorry bro, one more and ill be shitting the cycle.
Andy- Whatever bro, just past the blunt.
by PseudoNympho666 July 17, 2010
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Shitting in my Cheerios

The act of ruining someones good mood by introducing bad news or behaving like a douche-bag.
D-Bag: "This steak sucks. Why are we eating here? I think McDs has better food."

Dude: "Shut the F*** up! It's my F*** Birthday! Seriously you are shitting in my Cheerios!"
by Burgerpickle September 2, 2010
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