self-jettison

to throw yourself down to the floor
Stairs are often unsafe, with a high temptation to self-jettison oneself down them.
by PontificatingPants April 25, 2019
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self pour

the act of pouring; tipping; emptying an entire glass; bottle; any other type of container over oneself.
Liquid is most commonly in the form of alcohol, however others such as milk can be used.
Lynn watched hysterically as Paul and Daniel used a carton of stolen milk for a self pour in the shower room.

Did you see Chris self pour last night, he tipped a fish bowl straight over his head.

Simon, that self pour was poor, only a glass of water? You should be ashamed.
by Zachary DeMarachelle December 01, 2007
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Self-Retardation

The act of of making unintelligent decisions redundantly causing a self-inflicted retardation.
"Josh wasn't born mentally handicap, he suffers from self-retardation for repeatedly seeing girls illegally."
by jbiddle August 21, 2011
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Self Defense

When somebody who's on MY side shoots someone, but not when it's somebody on YOUR side!
Person 1 : "Yeah, Person 4 shot Person 56 in self defense because he came at Person 4 with a knife."
Person 2 : "Oh, shame. I hope he's okay."
Person 1 : "Oh yeah, Person 5 shot Person 78 because he did the same thing."
Person 2: "Person 5? Isn't he one of those OdD nUmBeR people? Crazy how murderers get away with anything in this country.."
Person 1: "What"
by LordHookie April 29, 2022
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Self-government

Government of a country by its own people, especially after having been a colony.
The poll showed that 80 percent of the population of the region supported self-government.
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self yelp

The practice of writing unbelievably good reviews about your own business to get more customers
Despite Stevies' self yelping the business remained slow
by animom June 27, 2010
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Self-gay

The act of sucking one's own dick or pleasuring your own anal cavity.
"I'm tired of not getting my dick blown , so I'm going to suck myself off".

"Yo bro, that shit is self-gay".
by Chuchinkuchu August 18, 2017
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