robert

absolute chad gamer will beat u at any videogme but is also top athlete in his country and the most intelligent. can fuck yo bitch anytime he wants

robert dam i would fuck him

by bobby5t1 January 26, 2021

Robert Pattinson

British dude who got famous for his interpretation of Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, and got even more famous after playing the role of Edward Cullen on the movie Twilight. Adored by millions of stupid fans,who blindly think he is gorgeous, not realizing that his flat face really look's like he was hit by a big, hard, flat plank when he was little, leaving him hideous for the rest of his life. He doesn't give a shit about what his fans think about him and likes to drink and get hung over.

fan 1: Oh look there is Robbert Pattinson!

fan 2: OMG he is so gorgeous! Hey Robert! sign us an autograph!

Robert Pattinson: stupid fans... why can't they go get a life and leave me be?

by simple.funny.hyper.crazy March 18, 2009

Robert

A fat Scottish bastard who drinks one bottle of corona and shags his own sister, typically known for his small cock

Man 1 " bloody hell that guys just tried to shag his sister "
Man 2 " bloody gone and pulled a robert"

by Pedohunter420 November 26, 2019

Steve Robert Irwin

He was a legend in pwning crocodiles. He unfortunatly died Sep 4/06 by some fukin stingray, damn that fish.

hey look Steve Robert Irwin caught a crocodile!

by Bubba_The_Retard October 10, 2006

Robert

A cool and good friend and a great kid and has a best friend named kayla who is awesome and the BEST BEST BEST BEST BEST FRIEND EVER

Who it that robert over there

by Thrgycy March 21, 2017

Robert

A punk. Wide hipped (a la Squidward). They tend to drink a lot.

Geez, Robert is drunk again, and he looks fat as ever.

by The Gosh Dang Bruin November 16, 2018

robert wood

A cool guy 😎

Please vote yes to Robert wood

by Bobet fish March 22, 2020