Shoving TV controls into your anus into it bleeds also proceeds to put the blood in a cup to drink later
by Shanebrannigannoncehunter May 23, 2020

by My_Teeth_R_Fine_Thank_You...lol December 8, 2004

The illest kid alive.
Pretty much owns n00b$ all day with blake,sukanu,wiggles,and others on vent.
Clocks millions of headshots a year. On average slays about a dozen gypsy's a day.
Pretty much owns n00b$ all day with blake,sukanu,wiggles,and others on vent.
Clocks millions of headshots a year. On average slays about a dozen gypsy's a day.
by Riley Dahlin December 24, 2007

by Nonce Briggs November 22, 2019

Some one Who Is Gorgeous. They are extremely out going and up for anything. They hangout with everyine. They are friends with Everybody. They do stupid stuff every now and then, but they always get it together. Usually marries Someone whos name begins With a "J".
by LoveyDoveyBaby June 28, 2011

The literal BEST person in the whole world. Riley is so loyal. He'll stick with you through the toughest times, and find a way to make you happy instead. Riley is such a goof. He's also pretty weird. But that's what makes him amazing, because his weirdness will make you laugh extremely hard, that your stomach will hurt. He genuinely loves and shows affection for his friends. He'd do anything for them. Riley is good at sports. He can be athletic... but only when he feels like stopping the game he is currently playing on his Xbox, and get off the couch. He may be a bit lazy, but he's very good looking. You're sooo lucky if you have a Riley in your life!
by marvel_obsessed March 31, 2021

by WrenaByrd January 2, 2012
