riding the moped

Hooking up with a fat, ugly or otherwise embarrassing person.

Doing anything that is outright lame and pathetic and would be humiliating if your friends saw you doing it.

You were the wingman last night so tonight I'll be riding the moped.

by Mike's Bar Guide January 10, 2008

Riding the Cloth

Having to ride in Coach class when you are normally able to ride in First (with the comfortable leather seating and spacious leg room).

Dude - I couldn't get upgraded to First on my flight today and was stuck riding the cloth with everyone else. The guy in front of me threw his seat all the way back and crushed my legs.

by FreddyB October 5, 2009

riding the harley

When you are stroking two cocks off into your mouth

That guys is riding the Harley like a beast

by Lickadickaday December 7, 2017

Rough Riding

When you are unable to/don't want to wipe after taking a dump and have to go through the day like that

Trent: dude I was rough riding so hard during my date last night!

Chad: ill! Did she notice?

Trent: Nah, I'm much too experienced in rough riding to get caught like that!

by BaiLong June 15, 2014

Riding bitch

Often in the back seat of a car, Sitting in the middle of 2 other people. It's rally annoying.

I'm not riding bitch again, You.

by nazi4lifejkjk December 13, 2010

riding dirty

Operating one's luxury SUV or high-end sedan without utilizing factory-provided seatbelts.

"I had just ironed my shirt, so I made sure that I was riding dirty on my way to picking up some organic papayas from Whole Foods."

by UrbanDC January 11, 2009

riding dirty

When you take a huge dump, and either run out of toilet paper or otherwise neglect to wipe your anus as sung about by the rapper "Chamillionaire" in his song "Ridin' Dirty."

Karl Blessing can frequently be observed riding dirty, as is evident by the fact that he smells like shit.

by seymour buttz August 30, 2008