revengerrection

An errection brought about by thoughts of vengence, or violence.

"Isn't that the guy who stole your bike?"

"Feelin' a revengerrection comin on."

by Tony Q August 26, 2007

Revenge Diet

A diet a person goes on after getting dumped by someone that they loved. Used to make themselves feel desirable or to make the ex wish they didn't break up with them.

Person one: MAN, she looks hot! I thought she would hit the Ben and Jerry's after her tough break up.

Person two: Yea me too, bet she told me she went on a revenge diet. Her Ex was feeling pretty stupid.

by theexmrssunshine May 18, 2011

rependable

Awaiting someone to answer another

Hey man wanna hang out this weekend?
Not sure man, just waiting to hear back from josh.
Ah damn, you're so rependable.

by Zeroki November 29, 2013

death revenge

When you've been extremely wronged and the only revenge is death.

He killed my father, I must take death revenge on Spiderman.

by systemv June 3, 2007

Red Revenge

When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.

Red Revenge - When the girl doesn't tell you she's on her period, and the guy tries to pull any of the shit off Urban Dictionary she bleeds all over his face, stuffs her tampon in his mouth, and slaps him.

by GirlRevenge October 31, 2011

the revenant

A combination of shots in honor of Leonardo DiCaprio's oscar.

1). Shot of amaretto (or any other pretentious Italian liquor); followed by,
2). A Bear Fight (Jagerbomb chased by an Irish Carbomb)

Should be completed as quickly as possible.

Guy 1: "Hey let's order a bear fight?"

Guy 2: " Let's see if Leo wins this time and get the Revenant instead!"

by Learned Handballs July 4, 2016

Arthur's Revenge

A hangover caused by drinking excessive pints of Guinness the night before. Symptoms include headache, bitter after-taste and the squirts. Takes it's name from the Irish Stout's creator, Arthur Guinness.

Colin: Hey, why aren't you at work today?
Peter: I don't feel so good. Got a spot of Arthur's Revenge.
Colin: Your poor ring piece.

by Dairylea Line December 2, 2009