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Ed: welcome back to crackhead recommendations, there is a femboy having sex with his mom and getting pegged by his grandma

by Some guy idk February 27, 2026

The Lower Recommended

A Facebook group started in late February of 2011 that was branched off of The Upper Recommended dedicated to expressing yourself in anyway possible without suffering any consequences. It is almost like its own free country with no rules and just a few guidelines. You may see topics such as white kids who can't rap or the group admin posting about what he recommends you do that you probably shouldn't do if you want to live a long healthy life. It is not for the faint of heart or the giant ego. Just for the average person trying to get by unnoticed. The golden rule is; Don't try and make sense of any of it.

I joined The Lower Recommended and at first I thought it was really stupid but then I saw how bad everybody else's lives were and now I check it everyday to raise my self-esteem.

by Slygnu05 March 17, 2011

Slaw Slap Redemption

When you dip your balls in coleslaw and drag them across someone's face.

Sounds like she needs a "Slaw Slap Redemption".

by Tyler_Derby_Tittyslap January 17, 2016

Dunce Cap Redemption

"Dunce Cap Redemption" is the art of still managing to hook up with someone despite an obvious injury on your face, mostly likely occurring after a night of drinking. For example, a black eye from falling, or your best friend punching you. Or a head injury from getting scraped by a wall or tree branch. It requires great courage to express interest in a girl knowing she's looking at the stupid-ass self inflicted marks on your face, and winning her over in spite of looking like a dumb asshole is a significant event. It doesn't wash away your recent stupidity, but it sure does increase your confidence.

Bro #1: "Bro, is Justin really going home with her despite that gnarly wound on his face?"
Bro #2: " Dunce Cap Redemption at its finest".

Bro #3: He's still a dumbass though"

by RickyGotWords July 30, 2017

Valentine’s Redo

This day takes place on February 16th. It’s a day for guys/girls who have fucked up on Valentine’s Day and failed to make their significant other happy. It gives them a chance to redo Valentine’s Day. The reason it’s not on February 15th is because that day is for couples to argue about how Valentine’s Day was shit and it’s used for the man or female who fucked up to buy chocolate on sale lol.

Boyfriend: **doesnt even say happy Valentine’s Day or make an effort to see her**

Girlfriend: ** gets mad and tell all her friends**

Boyfriend: **feels bad because he wasn’t thinking about her feelings**

Boyfriend: **takes her out on Valentine’s Redo day and makes girlfriend really happy**

by 69XD420 February 15, 2019

Globerbubas AKA Redmond

That one creepy uncle you have that stares at you from across the table

Oh crap did you hear about that Globerbubas AKA Redmond

across the street

by Globox the Globox June 23, 2019

No Man's Redemption

When an awful game actually becomes pretty good after awhile.

Named for No Man's Sky, a 2016 video game that was ridiculed upon its release because it was utter shite, with many people calling it one of the worst game of the decade...until 2019, when the game was actually finished. Now, it is a very popular game.

Fallout 76 is having a No Man's Redemption. Still a couple annoying bugs, but nonetheless it has improved greatly.

by Ubeenbamboozledson June 28, 2020