X-Rated Spontaneous Ramblings

Ramblings that occur when one is extremely horny due to being away from smexy significant others for a long time.

Note: Factors such as the following may effect level of ramblings-
-Being located in another hemisphere than significant other
-Significant others willingness to tolerate to your ramblings
-Duration of seperation (Those seperated for more than 7 months should take saftey precautions before engaging in sex)
-Significant other is a curly headed fuck

Seeing pretty girl everyday on skype and not being with her gave me a case of the x-rated spontaneous ramblings.

by crazyboy18 September 27, 2011

Sad Face Rating

A rating on a scale of 1-10 when people pose for a photo for a newspaper after a "first world problem" has happened. They usually have to force themselves to look angry or upset and the angrier they look the higher they score on the sad face rating.

This photo scores a 3/10 on my sad face rating

by IKnowTheLingo December 9, 2021

rate rolly

When u attempt to rate a gally and she rolls of ur shots like she downing in a rolly

BOY-Aight imma rate rolly her real quick

GALLY-NAh NIbabA u GAe

by THE REAL VIBE CHECKER October 28, 2019

Enigma rating 1

A puzzle or exercise (an "enigma") so mind-blowingly simple you probably shouldn't post it on social media to emphasise how cool your national security operation is

"Enigma rating 1: can you see how the following words are related? cheese, feet, penis, drain

by seaturtles83 April 22, 2025

Immortality Rate

The percentage/chance lf a person recovering from an illness/disease, the exact opposite of the mortality rate (death rate) but with a gamble for life.

Lower Immortality Rates means it is unlikely for a person of that illness to recover. i.e. high mortality rates.

Immortality rates are the exact opposite, lower meaning deadly, higher meaning safer.

by 1m1m0 January 3, 2023

Rodgers rate

Bloated, imaginary or false statistical claims.

When teams compliance to NFL's Covid protocol turn out to be complete BS.

Person 1: “Says here Green Bay has a league best 95% vaccination rate. ”

Person 2: “Nah, That's only because NFL had them on a Rodgers rate all season.”

by Iamthebigkahuna November 3, 2021

Unemployment Rate

The difference between hiring graduate and students compared to hires experienced professionals and then mixing them together and kicking some out and hiring at random.

No one could believe there where so many unemployed experieced people with degrees, it must be the unemployment rate. But it could also be the morons prioritizing people without work degree hires for ones without who have more experience.

by Patrick the Starfish001 September 28, 2022