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sock puppet

1: A fake personality, usually a 'friend' or 'sister,' created by a drama queen/king for the sake of defending him/herself against others in an online forum.

2: Someone who might be an actual person but behaves like the above, defending someone who really deserves no defense.
After mskyootie44 left the board in a snit, she made a sock puppet claiming to be her sister that told us we should all be ashamed of how mean we were because mskyootie was cutting herself in the bathroom.
by captainherring April 8, 2005
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Sweater Puppies

That cum-dumpster Jessica Simpson sure has some pert sweater puppies!
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puppet-yank

you sit in a chair place your elbow on your knee with your fist in the air. your good friend (normally a guy) then sits on your hand fisting himself while still standing. then you give him a reach around. the overwhelming pleasure causes your friend to flinch and jerk, looking like a puppet.
wow i couldn't believe Jon let me puppet-yank him last night.
by crookedmist July 30, 2010
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puppy

A puppy is a younger version of a dog. Dogs are more experienced than puppies, but puppies are so cute and fluffy!
Puppies (plural for puppy)are adorable sweet lovely pets. AAAAwwww!
by Abigailfronoster27 October 4, 2016
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Puppet Yoda

Puppet Yoda is an inspirational YouTube chef, painter, and content creator who truly inspires the world do get drunk and make a fucking pizza instead of a cake.
by Your Mom's Gay February 1, 2019
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Puppet master

Someone who is the true master in the master/slave relationship.
He/she would become a puppet master if the puppet didn't resist.
by Solid Mantis June 5, 2019
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Shit Puppy

The name for something so insignificant it's not worth even mentioning its real name.
Why are we meeting with this shit puppy account? Even if they place an order the commission won't cover the gas it took to drive there...
by whereistodd April 22, 2010
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