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Porcelain Pool Party

A sexual act in which the male party has sex with his partner doggy style whilst he/she is puking into the toilet after a hard night of drinking.
My wife’s sister was sick from drinking all those Irish car bombs at my niece’s bahmitzvah so I decided to throw her a porcelain pool party.
by Rhett LaForte March 1, 2024
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porcelain beach

The part of the inside of a toilet bowl that does not include the water. It is the part that leads to the water similar to how the beach leads to water in the ocean. The porcelain beach is often the part of the inside of the toilet that gets marked when the kids are dropped off on the shore and not in the water.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain beach after a doozie of a deuce.
by RJ to the P April 4, 2024
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porcelain shore

The area within a toilet bowl that is not under water and thus is more susceptible to stains.
I had to use the toilet brush to clean the porcelain shore after dropping a massive deuce.
by Rjp315 May 20, 2024
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percel

A person who is a buzzkill and usually stops fun even if it’s none of their business.
She’s such a percel! She keeps tapping.
by Gyattsimulator3 May 29, 2024
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Porcelain Chipper

A person who, while standing up at a urinal, launches his urine out so hard and heavy, it can break (or chip) the porcelain.
Jason can stand 15 feet away from the urinal and still comfortably navigate his urine in for a safe landing. It's the reason we call him a porcelain chipper.
by Yazorillowitz June 10, 2024
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Porcelain Cornhole

The act of ejaculating in the shower and aiming for the drain holes.
Every morning I play porcelain cornhole to start my day
by Retired muppet March 20, 2025
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Porcelain Chipper

A rare condition where a person (usually a male) expels an overpowering stream of urine, causing him to stand several feet away from the urinal / toilet.
While I was in the bathroom during halftime at a football game, I saw a porcelain chipper peeing from across the room… I felt both bad and impressed with his accuracy.
by Yazorillowitz March 27, 2025
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