primed cannon

A primed cannon is when a man's penis is erect and sticking out of the fly/waistband of his underwear/pants, but his balls are not. Can almost be considered the opposite of pitching a tent.

The primed cannon sticks out of the ship, but the balls and seamen are safely stowed inside.

"My dad walked in on me in the bathroom this morning."

"Agh, gross."

"What's even worse is he didn't seem to notice his morning wood was a primed cannon..."

by Mr. Whim September 9, 2009

Primary Mode of Transportation

A military term used to describe either your feet or boots. The United States Marine Corps will hump (or hike) for several miles instead of traveling by a vehicle.

The Hummer is broken down, so we'll have to hump it using our primary mode of transportation.

by nyjyrk April 15, 2010

Prime Vagine

a phrase or saying that is said when a hot girl is seen.

lad1: ahh look at that gash!
lad2: yeah, some prime vagine right there!

by numberoneLAD August 9, 2012

primer charge

load of semen, used to load a baby cannon

I think I love her, she likes to swallow my primer charge.

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Primazon

Nickname for Amazon Prime.

I found an awesome deal on Primazon today.

by JenBlue April 11, 2016

prime bean

A prime bean is a ghetto/hood South American person.

Wow that guy is a prime bean, he's even in a bean machine! (shitty car)

by bustcheeks April 12, 2016

primal nature

Primal nature is a nature to where you have the killer instincts to survive.

The man jumped on the back of the bear and stabbed it in the neck as if he had tapped into his hidden primal nature.

by CraftKongs July 21, 2016