pride month

rise and shine it's time for lesbians to take over your entire for you page, all the company's (except skittles, skittles is skittles) to make their logos rainbow and not actually listen to any gays (except some) and the straights to complain about how the military doesn't get a month (the military gets two months and many days) and how they don't have a month (they didn't fight for their rights)

Lesbian: It's pride month! Every lesbian follow me I'll follow you back!
Bi: Am I apart of the Lesbian apocalypse?
Lesbian: No
Straight: Why don't straights get a month!!
Gay: You didn't fight for your rights fnaf floor tiles
Straights: well why don't the military get a month!
Someone in the Military: We do get a month
Big Company: Look! We made our logo rainbow we're so supportive!
Skittles: We got rid of colors so the gay's rainbow can shine brighter than ours!
North Face: We got a drag queen!
Gays: Yeah!
Homophobes: I'm never buying from North Face again!
Trans people: Follow me if you're under the trans umbrella!
Agenders: yeah!
Non-Binarys: Yeah!
Demigenders: yeah!
Genderfluids: Yeah!
Lesbian: I can't follow anyone else it says I'm following too fast :(

Other Lesbian: Same!!
This is chaos.

by Kittyferns June 2, 2023

pride month

a way for corporates to make big bucks by pretending they care about LGBT

A: "Hey bro its pride month"
B: "Oh its time for the fucking companies to rainbow wash everything and shove LGBT in our faces 24/7 again"

by Owner of Polarneff Land June 10, 2023

shmeat pride

Some one who is unjustifiably proud of their abnormally small penis.

Yo, Yuuri on that shmeat pride, good for him.

by Socio Sneck February 21, 2019

The Scotty's pride day

9 december. When you forgot that the international pansexual day was yesterday.

Oh frick! I forgot pride's day! At least it's the scotty's pride day today :)

by karadjov December 9, 2020

Optimum Pride

Basicaly this 16 yr old Bri ish person who stopped hanging out with the homies after having sex with pyro during valentines, and now is pursuing his dream of becoming a predator on apex legends

Optimum pride kinda cringe for leaving us

Yea ngl he kinda do be

by Im a Fuck February 15, 2022

NYC pride

(Sarcastic): banning law enforcement from your public event

The NYC pride has gone too far. They canceled police officers at the NYC pride parade.

by Sexydimma May 29, 2021

chester pride

A perv in his early 20's always trying to give lil 12, to 15 yr old girls hugs.

Lil girl stay away from them chester pride, you knw they only tryin' to feel yo mosquito bits.

by 13yog April 27, 2020