Verb
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
To flush the toilet before one is done peeing.
Generally done if one is in a hurry.
Requires extreme skill to save the maximum amount of time- flush it too early, amd you will end up needing to flush again. TOo late, and you have wasted your time.
Preemptive Flush Example:
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
John, who was late for his college final, attempted to preemptively flush the toilet. Unfortunately, he flushed too early, and had to flush the toilet again. THe extra ten seconds this took caused him to be hit by a bus on his way to the test.
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Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
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Person 2: "Hey, knock off that premature vocalization."
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by Lynn Shirley September 6, 2010
Get the Premature Ejacuquery mug.The act of accidentally hitting "The Big Key" while still in the passionate heat of typing a message, requiring a 2nd message in order to finish the job. (The Send key while texting, or Enter key while chatting)
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I was scrolling along when my finger clicked the mouse in a place I didn't choose. Sometimes my index finger double clicks when it shouldn't or clicks prematurely. This is premature clickation
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2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
2. Transmitting an unintended message by accidentally pressing the space bar.
3. Insulting your friend with an unintentional response to their status update because you didn't realize facebook changed the format for entering text without the need to press the "enter" button. And to make a new paragraph, you have to hold the shift key + space.
I prematurely tabulated when responding to my friend's facebook status by typing what I would really like to say but shouldn't and transmitted the unintended message by accidentally bumping the space bar. I dislike premature tabulation!
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