Patching

The act of visiting one or multiple pumpkin patches in a given day.

Chris: Hey, you have any plans this weekend?
Allison: No. You?
Chris: Me and a couple friends are going patching. Why don't you come with us?

by DeeMo September 26, 2014

PARSLEY PATCH

the female pubic hair

My girlfriend's parsley patch needed a weed whacker to tame it. Oh, Madonn'!
Eating out at the Y is out of the question this evening!

by weave March 27, 2003

tobacco patch

a patch of hair some men have in the small of the back just above or extending down the anal crevice.

"...that guy had a thick tobacco patch just begging to be tended, and I wanted to plow it with my tongue."

by DutchMaster & Muriel June 27, 2004

Tomato Patch

An unkempt, hairy pussy, that is so thick that you can't actually see the genitalia.

I planned on going down on Amy last night until I pulled down her panties and saw her tomato patch.

by Koban November 22, 2009

Plumpkin Patch Kid

When a pregnant woman is sitting on a toilet seat giving birth, while blowing a guy.

Tom's a plumpkin patch kid.

The pregnant woman was going into labor, but her husband was horny, so she sat on the toilet and gave him a blow job and gave birth to a baby boy.

by Kings St October 23, 2010

Soul Patch

The patch of hair grown right under the lip. Especially seen on sexy spanish men.

The worlds best striker and hottest man alive: David Villa is a prime example of a amazing soul patch.

by Srawrrrrrrrrr September 8, 2010

soul patch

The unattractive chicklet-like tuft of hair that finds its home directly below the central region of an overzealous male's bottom lip.

That carni has cotton floss entwined within his soul patch.

by L-dezee July 31, 2008