porch weed

When you mix indoor weed and outdoor weed in the same bowl or joint.

Grind up some of the indoor stuff in the blue jar for me, I want to mix up some porch weed.

by Sir Chester Smokewell March 24, 2022

Porch Pop

When you pop your pussy on a porch

Last night I did a porch pop for my boyfriend

by PorchPop September 16, 2021

Porch Mexican

An old Mexican dude that snorts cocaine off the front of his property

The old porch Mexican does cocaine off the railings, his porch

by Passdadrip June 5, 2023

porch cookie

A special package left out front for porch pirates to steal.

Jim left a porch cookie out this morning and now there's a thief walking around with orange glitter superglued to his face.

by FrameDragging December 9, 2020

Porch

When something is just really, really porch.

Brady told Joey that his juice was porch.

by Joeyslefttesticle August 28, 2022

Porche

Another word for cow, shit, rat, or horse.
Can smell from miles away.

"what's that smell?"
"Ew yeah I think its a porche"

by Heisenberg445 August 4, 2022

Porch

Idk ask Jackson Leis

“What’s a porch”

by Nmac06 June 27, 2025