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popsicle starfish

the sexual retaliation after two people in a long distance relationship finally end there celibacy with each other
or
the ending of celibacy
damit jessica you are so gonna get the popsicle starfish when you get here,and i'm not taken it out till the stick is clean
by nevereven May 20, 2008
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popsicle

when you freeze your shit and use it as a dildo
i love the cooling sensation of my popsicle
by dicksummmyumm January 28, 2009
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eat the popsicle

When a girl gives a blowjob to a guy who's dick is frozen to the point where it is a block of ice.
Guy1: Dude, i had the weirdest experience last night.

Guy2: Did your girl finally eat the popsicle?

Guy1: Yah man! it was weird cuz i couldn't feel it at all but at the same time it was awesome.
by Robert (thanks Danny!) February 24, 2008
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Mother's Special Popsicle

When a mother of any number of children removes her bloody tampon, freezes it and then serves it as a popsicle to someone.
I ate one of mother's special popsicles because Mrs. Johnson promised I could creampie her if I ate one.
by Evan Maxwell February 17, 2010
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Meat popsicle head

A person who has utterly missed the point of a statement or line from a movie. A person hopeless out of the know. Drawn from the movie the Fifth element the main character is questioned by authorities if he is human and he responds “Negative. I am a Meat popsicle.” Correctly this would have informed the police that he had been frozen and revived thus explained an apparent very long life. Over whelming this was taken to have been a cheeky comment to the officers.
“I don’t get that scene in Harry met Sally, how did he make her cum like that.” “ Ooo you’re a total meat popsicle head.”
by Dave Zed December 16, 2008
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poopsicle

a place in brace beldons large anus
lets go to poopsicle
by poopsicle August 17, 2003
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poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.
Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.
by nivri December 13, 2008
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