A boating enthusiast (or wannabe) that shares a love of drinking and of the tropics. Often smiling and slurring, with flip-flops and a tan!
by Midlife Cruising January 05, 2011
The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.
by TeeEffWhy June 04, 2008
Water kept in a large glass bottle. When used correctly, it can reduce multiple trips to a sink or fountain. Great for social occasions because it looks fancy. Can be poured into smaller vessels or consumed right from bottle.
My friends and I shared a bottle of pirate water during a smoke session to prevent multiple trips to the kitchen.
by kiimosabe September 13, 2016
by NderstoodU August 14, 2009
A male who enjoys male companionship over a females.
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".
One who hoards the booty by burying their sword into their enemy's anus or some other orifice recognized as an "exit only".
by BouncyTimeFun April 19, 2017
Hey big boy, you want some of this Pirate's Gold?
by lester the molester cocknballs March 16, 2009
Pirate Piggy is a wise and trustworthy pig. He will grant you good fortune and bring balance in your life. However, though he is a trustworthy ally, he is the worst of enemies. Wrongdoing of Pirate Piggy will cause an endless curse that can not be cured. Be sure to not trifle him.
Matthew: There's a treasure map underneath that plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
Kyle: I believe that's the treasure map of Pirate Piggy. You should read that or you'll be cursed!
Simon: I'm not stupid, I'm not going to look under my plate.
by Not Yellow Swine January 16, 2016