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Squinty Pirate

The face made after smoking large quantities of marijuana and turning on a light. Involves squinting one eye, and smiling slightly.
Ty: Hey Stephy, I'm going to turn on the light.
Stephy: Oh god! I'm a Squinty Pirate!
by TeeEffWhy June 4, 2008
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Anarcho-Piratism

Some Ideology that was made by the discord user Miho/Tirpitz/Mark and is something like Anarchy except that its believed that true freedom means that everyone shall sail the seas.
No one has an idea how this works but i guess it can work
Miho: Ay yo, have you heard of "Anarcho-Piratism"?
Anarcho: *Angry noises*
by Mihosaka November 22, 2020
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Brain Pirate

Similar to a Brain Ninja, a Brain Pirate stays in someone's mind much longer, usually pillaging and taking over that person's thoughts. This can be used to describe women that you sometimes can't stop thinking about.
Mike: Dude, I can't stop thinking about Ashley.
Steve: Why? You like her?
Mike: I'm Freakin' in LOVE with her.
Steve: I don't blame you, that Ashley can be a HUGE Brain Pirate sometimes...
by TraptInTheBurg December 17, 2008
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story pirate

When some one who your not even talking to come in you and someone else's conversation and starts putting in their two sense.
Jai: Hey Shantelle, how was your date last night with James?

Shantelle: It was soo good, he took me to the CN Tower Restaurant, and the foood was amazinngg!

Story Pirate: I know ive been there before, the food is to die for!

(Jai+Shantelle)(Why is she in our conversation?)
by Juiiicy. December 14, 2009
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Spicy Pirate

by FattttttJ August 4, 2019
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Pirate Master

A sex act in which a male receiving oral sex pulls out and shoots semen into his partner's eye, and then when they stand up in anger, kicks them in one leg. This leaves the partner hopping on one foot, holding one eye and saying "ARRRG!"
Pirate Master is on Tommy's sexual bucket list, along with The Cleveland Steamer and the Angry Dragon....this explains why Tommy isn't that popular with the ladies.
by warontara September 19, 2012
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Jungle Pirate

A highly offensive term used to describe a person of African decent. Jungle meaning a dark skinned person from the jungle and pirate meaning someone who steals. The term was common in the 1940s but didn’t pick back up until the mid 1980s.
That damn Jungle Pirate stole my bike!
by Rambo1782 December 31, 2022
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