Cutie Pie

A Cold War-era portable ion chamber made by Technical Associates, used for measuring radiation. It looks like a big, blocky ray gun. Some are still in use.

The Cutie Pie is due for calibration.

by PercivalPPercifal September 27, 2018

Brownie Pie

An anal creampie, i.e., the results of ejaculating in the anus after anal intercourse.

I'd love to give Coco a brownie pie, but Ice-T might cut my balls off.

by utorr March 31, 2011

pie thumber

A person who is in a serious relationship and continues to flirt, kiss, hang off of, or have sex with other people. Often several at the same time. This comes from the not so common phrase of someone "putting their thumbs in more then one pie."

The pie thumber would always make out with several other boys even though she had a fiance.

by Lavinia Cay February 5, 2007

pie out

To stand someone up, to give up on plans.

I was going to meet Liam for dinner, but he pied out on me.
I'm too tired to go anywhere. I am going to have to pie out and go home.

by Cookieknits March 13, 2013

divorce pie

The opposite of wedding cake. When amicably splitting, it is customary to provide your soon to be ex with a Divorce Pie.

I brought Jason an Apple Divorce Pie to Mediation today.

by Fireball2014 June 30, 2014

pie five

a celebratory hand slapping gesture between two persons given horizontally as opposed the vertical high five. Rarely do the thumbs meet, so technically a pie four but still called a pie five for the sake of simplicity. In math, the high five and the pie five are related. The end nodes of the high five are all vertical (29, 47, 77) while the "pie" numbers are neatly tucked inside the high five and are aligned horizontally. They are 33, 42, 54 and 69; the difference between them is 9, 12 and 15, a Pythagorean Triple. The word "pie" in this definition stands for "Pythagorean". Pie also has a connotation of meaning "random" or "different" and is implied in this definition since the pie five is basically an alternate way of doing a high five. Frequently used in the context of successfully arranging a date with someone nice - "a sweetie pie".

Two good friends meet. "I just asked the hottest girl in school out and she said, 'Yes.'" "You @sshole... pie five!" (Horizontal hand slap.)

by tgifrydei December 27, 2014

pie perv

a Pie Perv is a person who posts or likes an immoral amount of food pictures online, and comments with things "yum" or "OMG Delicious"

James is such a pie perv, all his holiday snaps are of food...
I am such a pie pie perv, I posted 20 pictures of my sunday dinner last night

by Wendizzel October 24, 2015