Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)

Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you

by @theosus September 10, 2009

asshole phone

The wireless earpiece that businessmen leave in their ears (to show everyone how important they are) because they have to be always ready to answer that oh, so important next call that's about to come in.

Look at that guy over there with the asshole phone.

by JustaBitch March 4, 2009

Phone Hopper

When you are at home enjoying yourself and company of others. Then you are abruplty disturbed by the phone, it is someone you can't stand talking to and you don't answer. They then go to call your cell phone and any other phone possible in your house to get your attention.

Your gandmother you hate calls you, you don't answer and they call another phone in your house to get your attention. This annoying person is Phone Hopper.

by Savage Yeti July 11, 2009

Phone friend

Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.

Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.

Wow really? Right here right now.

*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*

by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017

shame phone

A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.

ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...

My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.

by Cosmo Lemonheads May 8, 2014

Phone legs

When you're taking to someone on the phone and get the urge to walk round the house/garden for no apparent reason.

A: What is Jimbob doing walking round the garden?

B: It's alright man, he's got his phone legs on.

by amazontreefrog June 22, 2011

burnout phone

A phone usually used by criminals that's a minute phone and can easily be thrown away without being detected.

I need a burnout phone to get this deal done .

Hey make sure you use a burnout when calling me.

by Arabellagrainger June 19, 2014