Ho Phone

A prepaid disposable phone obtained sureptituously to talk to your lover, so you can cheat on your significant other (wife/husband/boyfriend/girlfriend)

Dave: Whose phone is that? I thought you had an iPhone
Steve: Nah man, this is my Ho Phone so I can talk to Cheryl.
Dave: Your wife is going to kill you

by @theosus September 10, 2009

Phone friend

Friends that aren't romantically involved and aren't friends with benefits. They just sit and talk about sex or, more specifically, sex with each other. They also are so close that none of this bothers the other. One or both can be in serious, loving relationships outside of their conversations.

Hey phone friend. I'd fuck you.

Wow really? Right here right now.

*Doesn't have sex*
*Laughs and then goes make out with bf/GF*

by Soy_Rosa May 12, 2017

black phone

To hit someone up that has a burner phone, usually intended for illegal activities. Drug dealing, gun sales; etc.

Hit me on the black phone

by Young dolly January 22, 2018

phone fucker

A person who frequently tries to initiate sex (typically oral) when you are on the phone.

Astrid: I was calling my boss and Levi kept trying to pull my skirt down and get busy while I was talking to him!

Annabella: What a total phone fucker!

by tankedgirl June 30, 2010

Phone Pong

The game of ping pong (table tennis), played on any flat, level surface, with cell phones as paddles. Standard ping pong balls are used. Because of the smaller paddle size, the rules vary as follows:

1. The ball may bounce as many times as wanted, as long as it is still bouncing and not rolling.

2. Each player gets two hits, but the ball must hit the table at least once between the two hits.

3. "Reactionary" blocks are allowed, ex. the ball is hit forcefully and the opposing player blocks it with his hand, then hits it back with his phone.

Other than that, all rules are the same as ordinary ping pong.

"Dude, i have a ping pong ball. If only we had some paddles..." "Not necessary, we can just play phone pong!" "DUDE THATS AN AWESOME IDEA."

by sluhser October 31, 2009

phone home

when you're tried to do something and it's such a disaster that you need to call in moral support and reconsider your life goals

Friend1: I just got a 12 on my assignment :(
Friend2: 12 out of what?
Friend1: 100
Friend2: Yo, at this point you might as well phone home.

by bro_07 September 26, 2018

shame phone

A second cell phone that an individual uses to hide something that he or she is shameful about.

ie, hookers, affairs, drug dealings, embezzlement, espionage, etc...

My friend Michelle found a shame phone hidden in her boyfriend's car.

by Cosmo Lemonheads May 8, 2014