perch

to have one's asshole fall out. usually said in Wisconsin. people usually perch in extreme weather conditions, like the humble winter.

I partied so hard, I perched!

by analpounder037 December 4, 2014

peaches and gravy

it means begin cool... chill

Son: Hey I got an 76% on my test i'm sorry
Mom: its peaches and gravy. You will do better next time.

by Rysunshine March 13, 2018

Clingy Peaches

The condition a females vagina is in after not showering for at least a week. Commonly found in females in the military.

Man we were out in the field for 2 weeks and Mary finally showed me her clingy peaches.I nearly threw up!

by DocChase June 23, 2010

Peche

The state of complete and utter apathy caused by the absence of any stimuli and creativity, typically brought about through smoking marajunana. The word is derived from the band name Depeche Mode although it is not intended to slur the group.

Man, I've been watching day time TV for hours, it's really peching me out.

by Phil alias Phil August 20, 2004

peached

the art of ejaculating with out penile stimuli

We were just making out and i got so excited that i pulled down my pants and peached in her direction.

I just peached a little

by yellowFORD April 25, 2011

five-percenter

95 percent of the population is either culturaly or religiously brainwashed and incapable of free thought. That leaves 5 percent of the population who actually "get it".

"Dude - you're not going to bring that stripper to the hockey game, are you? Don't you think your girlfriend will find out?"
"Nah...it's all good. My lady is a 5-percenter. She knows the deal"

by Brizad September 30, 2003

peaches n cream

Spreading whipped cream over peaches and licking it off... I think we all know what kind of peaches I'm talking about. *wink*

chick: hey honey lets play peaches n cream!
guy: alright, you take off your shirt, and ill get the whipped cream.
chick: yay!

by Meowies July 4, 2005