Native American Soul Patch

When someone cuts a small part of your hair very short, you have two options.
1. Shave the rest of your head

2. Rock the bald spot as a badge of honor known only as the Native American Soul Patch (NASP for short).

Deceivingly good looking, the NASP directs attention away from fetal flaws in your physique. Essentially the equivalent of creating a Designated Ugly Fat Friend for yourself.

Person 1: Did you see Dave today?

Person 2: No why
Person 1: Tom shaved part of his head
Person 2: Damn so he's bald?
Person 1: No he's being patriotic with a Native American Soul Patch

Suzy: Damn Mark looks so good, did he get a nose job?
Nancy: No his Native American Soul Patch is diverting attention away from his Bloodhound nose.

by Chiefjackhamma February 10, 2010

Fat Patchies

1. boobs that are made up of only baby fat, and possibly arm-pit fat.

Girls that have them usually tend to dress slutty because they think they have big boobs when in fact they dont.

2. Pre-teen Boobies

Guliver: Look at that pre-teen over there, Wilson, she's a hot mama.

Wilson: You mean the one sportin' that set of Fat Patchies??

Guliver: Uh, no, i meant that one with the real knockers behind the one with the Fat Patchies.

by Rachel Ewald April 9, 2004

Dog Patch

an isolated place where families intergrate, or interbreed

My cousin is my brother, its a dog patch thing.

by olos October 20, 2005

Pumpkin Patching

The art of search for a pumpkin for the fall season in a pumpkin patch.

I'm going pumpkin patching with my family to find the perfect pumpkin.

by MykulComm October 12, 2013

patchouliful

its the pinnacle of female beauty and it transcends the normal terms, like beautiful, gorgeous, etc and takes them to a higher level.

She wasn't just that beautiful, she was patchouliful.

by infinitesadness July 22, 2010

Fwayne Patch

When you get hit by a condom in the eye and you proceed to cover the affected area with your hand

Wayne got hit with a condom in the eye. "Owwww," said Wayne as he covered his eye.

by ricky rocket April 14, 2005

Briar Patch

A term used for a setting or location where females, usually overly friendly (sluts), go to find someone to sleep with.

Usual places include clubs, bars, and house parties.

"Dude lets go to the briar patch, there's always girls there."

by Sinister_Methods December 19, 2009