Paltard

Noun - A Portmanteau (a blend of two words) Paltalk* and Retard.

Paltalk + Retard = Paltard

*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).

That freakin' dude "wiley" has turned into the most obnoxious Paltard!

by iamrede2duh August 4, 2008

Paltard

Noun - A blend of two words, Paltalk* and Retard.

Paltalk + Retard = Paltard

*Paltalk is a Chat Service (Paltalk Scene).

That freakin' dude "wiley" has turned into the most obnoxious Paltard!

by iamrede2duh August 8, 2008

pastatution

The act or practice of selling oneself for pasta.

Pastatution defines the simple need for pasta. -That pastatute must REALLY love pasta.

by ojackalicious November 30, 2009

pasta salad

Performing analingus on a partner with tapeworm.

Sally hates Billy so much that when she got tapeworm she tricked him into eating her pasta salad.

by kittenHolocaust September 7, 2005

Pastaface

Quite the opposite of "Butterface". When a woman's face is so attractive, that you fail to see past it (Past her face = Pastaface)

Guy 1: Man, that Keira Knightley is a real beauty.
Guy 2: Yeah, but she doesn't have any ass or boob.
Guy 1: What, really?
Guy 2: Yeah. You didn't notice, cuz you couldn't see pastaface.

by Wild_Monkey December 12, 2010

paster

someone who incessantly cuts and pastes URLs to you via IM while you're trying to do other, more constructive, stuff.

link paster

by ParanoidAndroid1980 January 6, 2010

Pasta

A codename for marijuana.

Bob: "Yooo dude I'm getting some pasta tonight behind Dunkin Donuts, you wanna come?"
Mark: "Yeah man"

by Hannahleighgee October 30, 2007