Parking Mirage

What seems like a great parking spot when you're in a rush, only to be already taken by a small car or motorcycle.

There was an amazing spot in the theater lot, but it turned out to be a parking mirage.

by Ivana Holdurbut March 29, 2010

park a bastard

Used to describe the act of defecation.

I’ll be right back, just need to park a bastard.

by Ashurimitsu June 24, 2021

Park Jimin

Park Jimin is a member of BTS, aged 22 and born on October 13 1995 in the blessed city of Busan along with Jeon Jungkook. This man alone can wreck your bias list and haunt you in your dreams forever, and is so hard to resist no matter how hard you try. You also might've cried in the process of doing so, if not a lot, then at least once. No matter, because you really can't just hate him because he's such a cute Mochi and a sweet selfless angel.

You're only lying if you say no...

Person#1: Uh, why are you crying?
Person#2: Park Jimin happened!
Person#3: That man always gets her to weep, it's so amusing!

by iiherii June 2, 2018

Trailer Parking

A below average and trashy girl to stick your dick in for the short term but you wouldn't want to spend the night or revisit her anytime soon because she is true trailer trash.

After the bar closed Bob elected to go trailer parking rather than spend the $100 bucks and call a service.

by Harleyboy684 May 12, 2009

mike park

where to start...only the best record label owner, charity person (?wtf?) social and political mind, and musician ever. He owns Asian Man Records which he runs out of his moms garage. He made Alkaline Trio famous, and his label produced Less Than Jake-Pez Core and a CD by the Toasters. He works w/ Plea For Peace, the ARA and an anti suicide organization. All of Mikes bands past and present rock. Skankin' Pickle, Chinkees, Bruce Lee Band...wow...he even gives me free stuff in mail order!

Ska rawks. Racism sucks. Mail order is fun. Mike Park is awesome

by johnlovesska June 11, 2006

combat park

A military term referring to parking a vehicle in such a fashion to make a quick getaway in the event of a firefight. Usually consisting of backing into a parking spot upon arrival. This ensures you don't have to do a three point turn to leave when you are getting shot at. Often performed in multi-player games such as Halo

"There is an open spot"
"Yo, combat park your whip so when we are leaving boozed up we don't have to fuck around"

by outlaw6bob April 18, 2007

Park Vista

Park Vista is a high school in Lake worth, Florida. AKA a force within that wants to fuck up everything.

I was on track to go to FSU, but park vista came into the picture, and now i'm lucky to be going to PBSC for two years.

by Rlvers January 17, 2011