bad pain poison

A generic term for anything that makes you sick

"Uhg my stomach. I think that lunch lady spiked my burger with bad pain poison"

by lee harvey oswald March 10, 2008

Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning

An extremely technical and euphemastic way of saying getting shot with a gun.

The man walking down the street alone at night in Chicago suddenly had a terrible case of Rapid Acute Onset Lead Poisoning and died right then and there.

by Robjef622 May 8, 2017

Poisoned turd

Related to the term poisoned chalice (meaning something initially appearing good that later turns out to be a burden), a poisoned turd is something unpleasant that you have been forced to do/accept which later to turns out to be much worse than it initially seemed

James: When Tom got me to do that presentation for him, he neglected to mention that the entire departmental staff would be present and that the data were from the wrong fiscal quarter

Betty: Wow he handed you a real poisoned turd

by dr ben March 3, 2011

survival position

A position two people use when there is a need for warmth. The position is the same as spooning. Both persons are laying on their sides the back of one person touching the front of the other.

Two men were lost on a snowy mountian. They had to stay in the cold overnight, so in order to stay warm they told the media they got in the survival position, in order to prevent hypothermia.

by Melina Moran April 2, 2006

apsitively posilutely

a spin-off on the phrase "Positively Absolutely". By switching some of the letters you are given a new phrase which is either said intentionally or unintentionally by someone.

"That movie was apsitively posilutely awesome! We should go see it again sometime!"

by _*Tessa*_ February 16, 2008

Management Position

When you are stuck between a rock and a hard place, and you have a lot on your hands.
That's the management position.

You're getting fucked by people under you and fucked by people above you. Literally.

"Hey man, great job on that management position, you really had your hands, mouth and ass full. I think you really enjoyed being inbetween a cock and a hard place"

by Debaucharist October 30, 2009

Poison

Only the most original band from the greatest era of music, 80's glam metal! They wore make-up during their performances only 7 years after Kiss did it. They were musical geniuses, borrowing licks from other bands in different genres and playing them louder, like they should have been played in the first place! Let's not forget Bret Michaels, only the most devoted, artistically enlightened frontman with the largest range ever heard by human ears. And his lyrics!? Who could forget such beautifully crafted rhymes, like:
"At the drive-in
In the old man's Ford
behind the bushes
until I'm screamin' for more"
and
"Every rose has its thorn
Just like every night has its dawn
Just like every cowboy sings his sad, sad song
Every rose has its, yeah, it does"
Poetic composition in the English language has never been the same.

Trent: "Why should I listen to Poison?

Barry: "Well, they are hands down the best band with a former vocalist currently starring in multiple reality TV shows."

by TheFlyingGopher June 9, 2010