Poo Dobber

The lock of bum hair that surrounds the anus that when taking a shit becomes spackled with poo paste, making wiping a blivet of a situation. Poo paste is then dobbed onto the toilet paper during wiping, much like applying Kiwi to your leather boots.

Man, I hate mudbutt! I've been wiping my poo dobber for hours!

by Blivet Spill April 1, 2009

Poo window

A poo window descibes the period of time during which it is easy and comfortable to go for a poo. Missing this window may result in over-straining and discomfort!

I missed the poo window this morning coz I didnt wanna use the toilets at work.

by fulleulla February 24, 2009

poo jam

when a poo refuses to go round the u bend of a toilet after flushing.

Daphne had created a poo jam in the works toilet and had to do a double flush to clear the turd

by santorini February 26, 2009

poo slick

A light film of fecal residue that floats on the surface of (or is suspended in) water, usually found in a toilet bowl after the initial flush. Sometimes seen in a clear body of water occupied by pets and small children, such as in a public swimming pool.

She needed to use the public restroom but became queasy at the sight of the poo slick in the toilet.

by DictionMaster July 25, 2009

poo plunger

To dip ones asshole with penis

Gay man: Ohh betch!! You are such a good poo plunger

by Reefa8 November 16, 2013

Poo In A Pool

Imagine how painful this is. You pay to get into a swim centre you get in the pool, then out of the blue a guy bombs into the pool, takes a shit and runs. YOu just wasted your money, time and now have poo water all on you.

Guy 1: I actually want you to die.
Guy 2: Mate go Poo in a Pool

by yamumsyadadcreator November 5, 2019

Poo stick

A penis that has been pulled out of an anus ceases to be a penis and becomes a poo stick

Oh look there she is, big bad Lisa, doing what she does best in life, chomping on a poo stick!

by Horacio Fartknocker May 9, 2021