Parks'd

When a person makes plans and cancels without even calling.

Terrance: Yeah, Im down to go out tonight! I'll be there in 45 minutes.

-------------3 Hours Later------------------------------------------
Cory: Wheres Terrance?
Julius: He never showed
Cory: Did he call?
Julius: No
Cory: Looks like he Parks'd us

by CAWS12 July 15, 2009

Periscope depth

The result of a morning chubby, the tip of one's wood will break the surface of the underwear as though to take a look around. similar to that of a submarine periscope.

"holy cow do I have to pee, but i'm at periscope depth and could take my eye out if I try.

by DickTurman March 23, 2011

perfskaloni

brotastic/jockular expression: when something is so fucking perfect it's perfskaloni

"Hey dude I just got a case of brewski's"
"Perfskaloni !!"

by Chip Hunter Jr. October 24, 2012

Perk-Pissed

Agitated while on the percocet pill.

Jim got so perk-pissed he smashed his computer monitor with a hammer then started eating pieces of the monitor, later regretting it.

by sudo chop February 9, 2013

peris bird

A pathological liar

Did you believe a word Peris bird just said?

by Swagalicious420 November 8, 2013

perk fag

A perk fag is someone who is only gay for percocets. Gay for pay for his perk habit usually with gay men. They deny they are gay but thoroughly enjoy tapping a gay man's ass for his fix. Similar to a crackhead but worse. Trading sexual favors for drugs.

Derek slept with Amos for percocets. Derek also let Ed blow him for percocets. Derek still claims to not be gay. Perk fag

by arrogant gaymer January 28, 2014

Parksturbating

Masturbating while simultaneously sitting on a park bench.

During one of my jogs last week I witnessed a homeless man Parksturbating .

by Crusty Cannoli June 10, 2014