Cupcake Period

The sweet beginnings of a relationship.

Cupcake period, cupcake period.

by The Inward April 22, 2017

false period

The act in witch a female lies about her period to avoid sexual intercourse

Guy:Babe we should bang!
Girl: ummm... I'm on my period sorry.
Guy: are you sure your not giving me a false period, because you just had it about a week ago

by meowsierz777 May 5, 2015

period war

When two girls who are on their periods hang out and are exceptionally bitchy to each other

Man I'm sure Sierra and Hannah had a period war last week.

by Rodericlaw5 June 24, 2014

Period Denial

When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.

Susan sleeps on a Japanese flag every night due to period denial.

by pwubby December 20, 2020

period pals

Lesbians.

Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.

Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"

by Jeffrey Douglas February 7, 2007

Period

The punishment that women must endure (rightfully so) for being cunts 93% of the time.

Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period!

Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.

by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011

honeymoon - period

The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.

"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."

by Greg54 November 15, 2005