I asked for a decision but I've just been longed off.
I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
I asked for a copy of the new rules, but first they said it would take a week, then the copier was broken, now the appropriate person is on leave... I think I'm being longed off mate.
by Moonrunner47 February 6, 2019
Get the Longed offmug. by BosifusCleodis October 2, 2011
Get the off the jankmug. by 24/7 July 28, 2018
Get the Off the recordmug. When , during and particularly energetic bout of sexual intercourse, you withdraw the knob a little too far and when attempting to re-enter the otters pocket it is deflected into the chocolate speedway
Fiona threw her head back and howled like a banshee....'What the fuck was that...?' she screamed, 'Sorry love, must have gone 'in off the pink'..I suppose a blow is out of the question...?'.wank durch
by Rifleman59 May 19, 2010
Get the In off the pinkmug. by BassHeadz Design May 13, 2020
Get the Beatzing offmug. Jerking off with eggs. Preferably with the yolk still intact so it looks like you've been fucking a hen in the cloaca.
Travis, we have to talk. Your jegging off has become a problem. Though we respect you not touching the chickens anymore, we're getting low on eggs.
by Sunny Chances November 23, 2013
Get the Jegging Offmug. She was carrying a dob-off suitcase.
I could eat a dob-off piece of cake right now.
That is one dob-off pair of gazungas
I could eat a dob-off piece of cake right now.
That is one dob-off pair of gazungas
by Hyacinth1917 October 9, 2008
Get the Dob-offmug.