When taking an upper decker while having diarrhea. Making the next flush look like the toilet is vomiting.
by Mr.0range1981 August 06, 2010
by Baldi12345678 July 08, 2023
After Kevin left the restroom I had to go and realized Kevin made a bowl of toilet gravy. " You suck Kevin!"
by mikeyintheoc May 02, 2010
Thank god for my Toilet Computer! I was able to post this Urbandictionary definition while taking a satisfying dump!
by TallestWaldo November 30, 2011
by Xx_ToiletSlayer_xX January 18, 2018
Toilet Owl is the type of person who somehow manages to besmear the walls of the public toilet cabinet with his/her own shit, as if he/she was an owl, defecating while positioned on top of the cabinet wall.
The following conversation takes place in the high school principle's office:
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
Pissed off freshman: Mr. Principle, the toilet walls are covered with human shit!
Principle(whispers to himself): Goddamn those toilet owls! Honey, where's my Owlkiller5000?
by kskxbcuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm February 15, 2017
Toilet skatingrefers to the state of the male bathroom floor at a nightclub from 11pm-5am where you can walk to the door and almost ice skate to the urinal or shitter due to the copious amounts of piss/alcohol/vomit that covers every square inch of the floor..
Lad1 hey I got so drunk last night I forgot how to Toilet skate amost broke my neck
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
Hey guys can you help prep the pisser for
Toilet skating
Guys the Toilet skating here is insane I g to the Troff in one glide
by Tobionekenobi-lad February 11, 2015