Office Napper

An employee at a company that has the ability to sleep while holding up a paper and pin in one hand with out anyone knowing to make it seem as if they are working until the moment the pin drops and hits the floor to wake them up!

Elmore: John's so quite today hard at work!
Steve: Who John the Office Napper!

by sTxLaTiNo May 29, 2011

office exhibitionist

Office worker/your colleague who invites you to their desktop to supposedly show something interesting/cool but in fact makes you see some running hardcore porn video by surprise.

- Sarah, I like you, and as long as you're a newbie here, my responsibility is to warn you that you should beware David as he is our office exhibitionist. Don't fall for his invitations to his workplace.

by vladim_i_rich May 27, 2017

office kite

Someone in your everyday office or workplace who gets high from sniffing permanent markers

"Damn, did you hear Sam is an office kite?"

by ThatDamnDude May 12, 2016

Officer cadet

Aspires to be a firefighter and is a role model for the younger youths. Loves the word MOBILISE MOBILISE!!! They are fun and caring and work hard to succeed.

Officer cadet is a role model.
Station goes off: Mobilise Mobilise
Incident: 25 pump fire

by Splatcookie1 January 25, 2019

Office Feeder

A colleague, usually overweight, who brings in unhealthy, sugary food to the office for others to enjoy. Psychologists believe this is done because the gift of giving to others eases the person's guilt of eating in conflict with his or her own beliefs from a health standpoint.

Because DeShaun brought donuts into the office AGAIN, he is an office feeder.

DeShaun: in an email: "Donuts are at my desk"
Jimbo: "Yo man, I'm trying to lose weight. Why you gotta be an office feeder."

by Marquan1984 September 17, 2015

OFFICE MUGSHOT

The office mugshot looks like a pretty innocent mug
If it wasn't for the vodka, it could have been a sippy cup

Fill it up with the waters of roasted Columbia blend
and there you have an office day well spend

Walter took the 'office mugshot', he's now a little tipsy
On Mondays there are mugshots for everyone

by Henk H December 16, 2022

Office Dropping

When you randomly visit a coworker to ridicule their behavior on social media.

Doug was really on one this weekend on Facebook so I had to do some office dropping on him.

by All Bets Hedged February 23, 2020