Fuck Oyster

The female equivalent of a Fuck Boy.

Jess told me the other day she has been stood up by more Fuck Oysters than Fuck boys!

by Plonkydonk January 4, 2021

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025

Oyster

Something that is so cool you say “that’s so oyster”

Person 1 “ hey that person is so cool!”
Person 2 “ you mean that’s so oyster!”
Person 1 “oh yeah! That person is so oyster!!”

by Oyster luver June 18, 2025

Oyster slut

A very silly and annoying individual

You oyster slut

by Findinganemo September 2, 2022

Anal Oyster

The act of shoving your balls into someone's anus

We didn't have any anal beads handy, so I put my balls into her anus and gave her an Anal Oyster

by The danger ranger December 20, 2017

Toss Oyster

Getting puss

“Yo, my man Lewis tossed some straight oyster yesterday at the party”
“What a savage, I wish I could Toss Oyster”

by BroncoBuster January 13, 2020

oyster stimming

1. Performing an extended act of cunnilingus because self satisfaction and feeling comfort from licking a soft smooth vagina.

2. Wanting to rub your face against a vagina for comfort. Similar to nestling your face against a teddy bear.

"Alesha's pussy is so soft I get lost oyster stimming on

her"

"Were you oyster stimming down there? It's been like 2 hours!"

"Sometimes I find myself oyster stimming on a girl but they never mind."

by anonymous January 19, 2025