by The Inward April 23, 2017
by Sir Walter Postofficeism February 20, 2014
When you've been on the IUD for so long sans the monthly blood tsunami, you forget periods existed. Until finally, one day it returns and you realize god's sexism cannot be triumphed by science.
by pwubby December 20, 2020
Is an event when a girl finally gets her period after having sex for the past month and is thankful she isn't pregnant.
"I had drunk sex with Joey last night, I'm so afraid I'm pregnant."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."
"Yeah, that happened to me too, but I just got period saved so it's all good."
by alex3 January 20, 2014
Girl - My life fucking sucks, and to make things even worse, I just started my period!
Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.
Guy- Perhaps you should try not being such a cunt all the time. oh, and you have blood all over your pants.
by womensrights90210 July 22, 2011
Lesbians.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Coming from the theory that women who live together will eventually come into a menstrual harmony and go through their cycle at the same time.
Sam: "Them two behind the bar! They've been together years now. Bloody period pals, i'm tellin' ya!"
by Jeffrey Douglas February 05, 2007
The intentional advance planning undertaken by an engaged female to schedule her upcoming wedding ceremony to correspond with her monthly menstrual cycle, in an effort to indoctrinate the groom, as early as possible, as to who will be running the show, nookiewise.
"We went to Cancun right after our wedding, and I only got one hand job during our honeymoon - period."
by Greg54 November 15, 2005