speed dial

quick fast

joel got me the coast guard on speed dial

by kerpal February 21, 2003

Speed Bump

It's used when your into a girl or a boy and you find out she or him has a boyfriend or Girlfriend . it's just a speed bump the boy friend or girl friend between you and that person.

Jon: that girl there is pretty hot.
Shane: Ya man but she has a boyfriend
Jon: No worries man that's just a speed bump.

by Avik86 January 27, 2011

Unbeknownst to Speed

A phrase used to point out anything obvious or oversaid.

Person #1: Hey, it's 2010 now!
Person #2: Unbeknownst to Speed.

by 398YY January 11, 2010

half speed

people who are half speed are ether stoned or ur thinkin sumting dat is wrong

Bu She is All Half Speed LaSt Night

by Chris martinez AkA CujO October 4, 2006

speed of gay

Being gay gives you superpowers

I came here at the speed of gay

by A. N. O’Nym April 28, 2018

Retard Speed

(N) Like retard strength, possessed by the mentally handicapped and can be used in dire situations, such as when they escape shock therapy and are being chased by the nurse and hospital workers.

Forest Gump's retard speed made him a famous All-American football player

by bellantone June 12, 2016

In need of speed

When you and your girlfriend and brother drive over 20 minutes in a snowstorm to get a fat sack of tweakydust.

It's snowing like hell but fuck it, we're in need of speed.

by YO PAPI JIM January 28, 2022