Clay Puppy

A makeshift dildo fabricated from wire wrapped in torn pieces of newspaper that has been soaked in one's own ejaculate to form an adhesive.

Guy: I've made you something.

Girl: I hope its a clay puppy

by JACK'SCLAYPUPPY November 3, 2009

Puppy Pout

A cute pout aimed at getting someone to do something

G/F: Can I have a kiss
B/F: In a minute
G/F: *puppy pouts*
B/f: Ow ok

by BeautifulHoppy October 20, 2009

Mud Puppy

A derogatory term used to describe the mixed race offspring of a multi-racial couple.

"Here comes another fat ugly white chick and her 5 ft. 4 inch tall wetback husband. Oh how nice, they even have a mud puppy."

by zombiemaster666 July 13, 2009

Puppy Head

A really bad hairpiece, wig or transplant job. Frequently found in New Jersey Diners, truck stops and local weather men.
Opposite of "Hair Shirt" which is where hair goes when it leaves the head.

Did you see the local forecast? That dude had a major case of puppy head.

by Michael Mancini January 15, 2008

screw puppy

see fuck buddy

Somewhat less formal than the prior deination, could be useful only if the person has a sense of humor...

Want to be my screw puppy??!!!

by Sottises March 18, 2005

Hugging the Puppy

Masterbating

I was late to work this morning 'cause I was busy hugging the puppy.

Jane thought it was odd the Carl said he spent the day hugging the puppy when all he owned were cats.

by puppyhugger November 1, 2008

Puppy Waffle

A slang term for vagina; preferably a petite well-maintained vagina that begs for butter and syrup to be drizzled on it.

Let me peep that sweet puppy waffle.

Her puppy waffle was so sweet i wanted to put syrup

by Hammer87 February 23, 2009