Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup

(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf

by Massive corey October 7, 2020

shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.

I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.

by PowderedWater November 21, 2019

Loop Soup

Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.

Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes

Example:

"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."

by fartballz96 April 1, 2014

crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.

Dude i ate that crotch soup up last night.

by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011

dirty soup

Sexual acts consisting of ATM (@** to mouth) leaving an unpleasant milky to soupy taste and texture in one's mouth

The after taste of ATM

My boyfriend wanted me to try his dirty soup, it wasn't that bad

Can't make it to school today, I'm making dirty soup with the frat

I shared some dirty soup with my bro Kyle, does that make me gay?

If you go ATM beware of the dirty soup

by bebo brothers April 23, 2014

Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.

I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.

by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018

breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.

Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"

by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016