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Can of soup

When a girl wants to take you home to have sex but you are a retard a blow your chances so offer her a can of soup
(Girl) hey I’m not sleeping with you tonight. (Guy) well what do you want a bowl of soup or something leading to the guy using a can of soup and some fresh tiger loaf
by Massive corey October 7, 2020
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shotgun soup

When you are ill and somehow manage to have a combination of constipation and diarreah that comes out in quick blasts that are reloaded when you think you are done and stand up from the toilet.
I had to call in sick to work today, Shotgun Soup was on the menu.
by PowderedWater November 21, 2019
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Loop Soup

Used when in agreement with someone else, as an affirmation.

Synonyms:
- Totally
- Same
- Totes magotes
Example:

"Hey I really like polar bears."
"Loop soup."
by fartballz96 April 1, 2014
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crotch soup

eating, or licking of the vagina while wet or releasing fluids.
by wassuppthenn August 23, 2011
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dirty soup

Sexual acts consisting of ATM (@** to mouth) leaving an unpleasant milky to soupy taste and texture in one's mouth

The after taste of ATM
My boyfriend wanted me to try his dirty soup, it wasn't that bad

Can't make it to school today, I'm making dirty soup with the frat

I shared some dirty soup with my bro Kyle, does that make me gay?

If you go ATM beware of the dirty soup
by bebo brothers April 23, 2014
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Squeeze Soup

Pure, explosive, liquid shit blasting from the ass.
I’m so sick. I can’t hold this squeeze soup any longer.

Drank too much last night. Squeeze soup today.

I dropped off some squeeze soup and didn’t flush.
by Eaton Holgoode March 2, 2018
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breakfast soup

What cereal SHOULD have been called.
Scientist: "I, the great scientist Craig Cereal, have just invented this delicious new breakfast dish! I shall name it Cereal after myself so everyone will think of me when they eat it!"

Smarter scientist: "That doesn't even make sense! That clearly should be called 'breakfast soup' you narcissistic bastard"
by Mr. Bad Idea November 28, 2016
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