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dyke nails

Short and uneven fingernails that typically go unpainted, although chipped and/or sloppy polish is not uncommon. Associated with but not exclusive to lesbians.
Straight male: Shit, I didn't notice Amy's dyke nails. No wonder she rejected me. T_T

Lesbian: Omg, Amy has dyke nails, maybe she'll go out with me! ^_^

Amy's straight friend: Amy, we need to do something about those dyke nails. They're going to give people the wrong impression...-_-
by dyke nails September 3, 2007
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Neil

He has a six pack never cries very manly and handsome
Neil means never cries you have a six pack which know can forgetHhhhbficjcicicififigigivysyjcyzhjckccjcxucudcvj
by Heehee master November 11, 2019
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Nails

1. n. Metal fixings used in joinery.
2. adj. Thoroughly awesome; phenomenal.
"That quiz was nails, Stainer". "Yes, phenomenal, Brewis"
by Brewis November 7, 2004
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neish

Verb: The act of using all the surfaces and utensils in a room (usually the kitchen).
A: There are no more clean knifes in the kitchen.
B: Oh, yeah, I made a cake earlier and totally neished the kitchen, sorry.
by bigguns78 November 5, 2012
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Neilan

Person 1: Who's that?
Person 2: That's Bob, i heard he has a Neilan sized dick.
by VrikkenVisagie November 26, 2019
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Trailer Park Nails

Artificial finger nails that are longer than normal nails but shorter than Shanequa Nails and Ghetto Daggers. They are usually convex in shape but can be found with concave tips in extreme examples.

Trailer Park Nails are usually found on women who want to appear somewhat ghetto but are unwilling to go full in, or in some cases the woman has to work and cannot have a set of Shanequas. Other places TPN can be found are on McDonalds/Hardees/WalMart employees. They usually are painted some variation of pink but can have decals featuring desert scenes, unicorns, Disney characters, etc. They are often seen with nail jewelery and other nail accessories.
Her: "Sorry honey but I had to cancel your doctors appointment because I had to get my nails done and my mom wouldn't watch the kids again."

Him: "You mean those god awful trailer park nails?"
Her: "Yep, that's them."
by Billy bob blue bait September 15, 2010
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