october 5th is where you post your girlfriend and show her off to the world and let the world know that’s your fine ass girl and that’s your property
by chileanywaysso October 4, 2020
Get the national girlfriend daymug. The day following any popular holiday.
Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)
Including but not limited to the day after:
New Years Eve (New Years Day)
The Super Bowl
Memorial Day
Fourth of July
Labor Day
Thanksgiving (Black Friday)
Christmas (Boxing Day)
Girl: I'm not getting any work done today, I'm just wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.
Boy: It's okay, it's National Hangover Day, a lot of people are wasting time.
by Fun Johnny February 25, 2011
Get the National Hangover Daymug. by J@mi3 July 30, 2019
Get the National Firstlove Daymug. National mommy day is on October 29th. On this day you celebrate and love your mommy. Not your birth giver, you’re mommy. as in the girl you call mommy because she is in fact, mommy.
boy 1: since it’s national mommy day, look at my mommy
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
boy 2: that’s not your mom?
boy 1: no that’s my mommy
boy 2: OH YOUR MOMMY 😏
boy 1: yeahhhh
by swagmfff October 10, 2021
Get the national mommy daymug. Every first Monday of every month pads, tampons, pineapple juice, cranberry juice and all coochie products are free.
by coolepicchild December 27, 2020
Get the National coochie daymug. - February 18th
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
- The day to celebrate all the Martins in your life
- Treat them extra special on this day!
e.g. Sally: “Martin is acting especially weird today, what’s his problem?
John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”
Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
John: “Oh, you forgot that it was National Martin Day and now he’s sad!”
Sally: “That’s such an important holiday, how could i forget?
by martinsgirl4 February 18, 2021
Get the National Martin Daymug. by My nanny is daddy April 16, 2019
Get the National Tommy Daymug.