by Aesthe February 16, 2010
Someone who is new to the caffeine world and cannot make sense of the Starbucks (or other coffee spot's) menu and possible chokes when trying to order.
Alyssa is such a starbucks-noob, she confusedly ordered a caramel frappuccino and asked if it was served cold.
by GLOPEZ34 April 18, 2011
An amateur crypto trader who acts like he knows a lot about cryptocurrencies and NFTs, but in reality, they don't know shit and only buy tokens listed on Coinbase.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Coinbase noobs also do not have a cold wallet and are typically the victims of crypto scams and do not know the meaning of certain crypto terms including blockchain, Defi, Gas, and others.
Mani: Hey man, this crypto that's listed on CoinBase, it's going to the moon!
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
Timothy: Dude, Mani is such a Coinbase Noob.
Jerome: Fo'real
by LaxativeReviews August 30, 2021
someone who uses cheap or stupid tatics in video games such as camping, blindly rushing and spraying bullets, but they're very very good at it
Short Form: PN - Professional Noob
Short Form: PN - Professional Noob
by Snarf April 09, 2004
A camping noob otherwise known as a camper is usually either new at the game or lacking greatly in skill. The Call of Duty franchise has many camping noobs that play the game. The camping noob will refer to the camping as strategy or tactical. Most often the camper will chose a weapon that takes no skill whatsoever such as an AA12 (Auto shotty) or an M16 with a noob tube. Camping noobs are at the bottom of the gaming ladder, clutch players at the top and everything else in the middle. Most camping noobs think they are good for god knows what reason.
Camping Noob-"You guys are horrible, running around like a chicken with your head cut off."
Clutch Player-"I guess thats why I went 64-12 and you went 5-0, get good scrub."
Clutch Player-"I guess thats why I went 64-12 and you went 5-0, get good scrub."
by Assopopalus June 17, 2010
When one is attempting to kills a noob in a game such as Call of Duty, and the noob freaks out and randomly knifes/shoots in the air, in most cases ultimately achieving nothing and dying. However, in some bullshit cases, the noob somehow kills you by some incredibly feat of God.
"Haha, what an idiot. I got a free kill cause the stupid had a noob seizure."
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
"That guy just had a freakin noob seizure and killed me!"
by jellyfish sweat / THE RULAA July 26, 2011
Someone who only watches Marvel movies, doesn't read comics, and only hates on DC because Rotten Tomatoes told them too
John doesn't read comics, but just saw Infinity War and now won't stop talking about how bad DC is, he's just an MCU Noob
by xBomber45 April 29, 2019