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swamp net

when your internet is extremely slow
"SwampDuH got that swamp net today, he keep laggin' out the game"
by ninja420 September 8, 2023
mugGet the swamp netmug.

Safety net

A significant other one can rely on difficult and challenging times.
You were my by safety net when all life wod fail.
by Sike200104 September 8, 2022
mugGet the Safety netmug.

Net subtract

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.
Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!
by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009
mugGet the Net subtractmug.

Pool-Netting

A sexual act in which multiple participants all stuff their testicles into one recipients anus/vagina, with the goal of fitting as many in as possible.
"You should come to Tanya's house on Wednesday she thinks she can set a new record for pool-netting."
by JamiesJam May 4, 2025
mugGet the Pool-Nettingmug.

Net Floor

A Floor Of a building Designated For Routers, Switches, Firewall boxes, Rackmount systems, Web & FTP servers that serer for the local enterprise network system and/or the web. The net floor is also where Most Of the Technical services hangout, i.e. Technicians & network repair men.
Fromm: john@johnjohn.org
To: Netfloor@johnjohn.org

Yesterday I Couldn't access my Internet, I just wanted to inform you guys on Net floor 16 so it could maybe get fixed.

john doe @ office 122, floor 12
by J.c.McQueen December 12, 2008
mugGet the Net Floormug.

Nigger-net

Frustratingly slow internet.
Oh my Twitter is slow, I've got nigger-net.
by GrandmaRapistGroyper April 2, 2025
mugGet the Nigger-netmug.

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