Gearld Nest

A dick head who is desperate for attention. He used two girls for his sexual satisfaction at only 13 years old. He was also a bully in elementary school.

Girl - "Wow, Gearld Nest is such a dick. Why would anyone want to be with him?"
Boy - "I know, but I wouldn't treat you like that."

by personwhogoestokawameeh July 28, 2017

finch nest

Ball sack, scrotum, etc.

"I saw a finch nest hanging out of his 1980 gym shorts."

by Sippy B September 25, 2009

Birds Nest

The hair surrounding your butt-hole that when grown out completely can become tangled and resemble a birds nest.

I shaved my birds nest last night, it itches so bad.

by t_bagz July 21, 2011

Roach Nest

The best friend gang ever existed

Person1: What's the best thing about roach nest?
Person2: Burger king foot lettuce

by yourmomsfavouritestripper May 5, 2018

Desk nest

When you're so tired at work that you curl up and nap under your desk

"I'm so tired right now, I wish I could just take a nap."
"You should desk nest!"

"I tried to make a desk nest today but my coworkers were so talkative that I couldn't get any shut-eye."

by ancientostrich September 22, 2015

death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.

The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!

by Mciver83 March 31, 2021

Feather Your Nest

To misrepresent your living conditions in order to impress the opposite sex. The act of completely cleaning, reorganizing, and redecorating your house/apartment in preparation for a lover's first impression.

Bro, you need to feather your nest before Jessica comes over the first time. She'll dumped you if she sees this place without at least a visit from a cleaning service and new sheets and towels.

by ericgododgers September 1, 2010