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Coconut nest

Sodomizing someone with your oiled, shaven head.
Did you hear about Costanza last night? He totally gave her a coconut nest.
by Galiant March 5, 2021
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death nest

Depressed and loneliness driven act where one buys new bedding and creates an impenetrable comfort zone in which to relinquish and surrender to the battle.
The fuck outta my death nest, interloper!
by Mciver83 March 31, 2021
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Bird’s Nest

When a man ejaculates in a woman’s hair while she’s sleeping. When she wakes up, her hair resembles a bird’s nest.
She passed out and Ben jerked off in her hair and gave her a bird’s nest !
by Big Ole Deborah May 7, 2021
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whisper nest

Two butts, in a bed, under the covers, farting silently.
Aka, sleeper seepers.
We made a real whisper nest after those chili dogs last night.
by anonymous May 7, 2021
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feeding the birds nest

A group sex act involving two men and a woman, where one man gives the other a blowjob until ejaculation, then holds the semen in his mouth and blows it into the female's vagina.
Feeding the birds nest is so sensual, I feel like it allows me, Sophia, and Paul to really feel the best of each other.
by BeanerWeiner69 August 21, 2024
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pickle nest

Crude way to refer to someone’s buttcrack; particularly during the act of spooning.
The plummer’s pickle nest was on display all day while they fixed the sink.
by Finzel Steig August 22, 2024
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Autism Nest

Elephant in the room; what happens when, despite all the Caucasian Provelege in the world, elderly racist Caucasian men with access to the matrix (which, obviously, they only have due to their Caucasian Provelege) refuse to live in reality, don't care how they are perceived in public, and were never punished for their actions because they live in societies that honor Caucasian Provelege above all else.

Caucasian Provelege is responsible for Osama Bin Ladin, Omar Mateen, the entirety of India and Free Palestine. Also responsible for the illegal Caucasian immigrants; nobody would be flinging themselves around jungles in Belize pretending to be a Native American and wielding spears if Daddy in Iraq would have canes their asses.

Autism Nests will be thrown away; newspaper articles, what I wrote and mainstream media will stay!

Caucasian Provelege is the fact that capitalism only exists for the colonized and not the colonizer; illegal Caucasian colonizers are let in the hundreds of thousands, and I have to validate their racial confusion.

The US Census director already confirmed that Indians are Caucasians; Mindy Kaling's brother already got kicked out of college for not identifying as Caucasian. There is no scientific, historic, legal or practical reason to call Caucasians anything else.

Not only that?

Kumail Nanjiani is a whack ass confused cracker, and that's that! Only Caucasians in the room are Osama Bin Ladin and Omar Mateen.
Autism Nest is when I randomly get flooded with Caucasian Guilt tears from the governments of India and Free Palestine.
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