napper

When you take a shit so exhausting you have to take a nap afterwards

I ate so much at golden corral I'm gonna have to take a napper when I get home

by personguy3 February 11, 2014

Napoleon Complex

A term used to describe a person with below average height, but has another strength to make up for their flaw(s). This term comes from the fact that Napoleon was a short man, but a famous military and political leader.

"Wow, that midget is a genius!"
"Yeah, he really has a whole Napoleon complex."

by Don Cleche June 12, 2010

Nappie

An adorable term for sleeping in the middle of the day. Often used by children under the age of five or those who think, talk and/or act like they are.

Kelly: Is it two in the afternoon already? Oh wow. I'm definitely overdue for a nappie!

Stephen: Did you really just say "nappie"?

Kelly: ...

by AMeteorShower April 23, 2010

nappers

Large, soft breasts that make you want to take a nap on them but do not cause sexual arousal because they are on modestly overweight women.

Yeah, she's fat, but I'd love to spend a Sunday afternoon snoozing on those nappers.

by seabassrodeo1 May 22, 2009

Napoleon Bonaparte

The sexual act of standing on one's knees to imitate a man of small stature, then ejaculating on the nose of one's sexual partner, much like Napoleon's forces did to the sphinx in Egypt.

Dude, I so Napoleon Bonaparted that bitch, she sneezed for like two hours straight.

by MeatPie April 22, 2008

napple

A nap plus. Not a long nap, because that is called sleeping, but a nap plus.

I'm so tired, think I might napple later.

by Napple Valley March 15, 2010

nanopod

One in possesion of a miniscule set of testicles; i.e. half the size of a fingernail

Fraser Height's Varun Saran has a nanopod...true story

by aadsfa April 13, 2007