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Murchie

Murchie is a sexy bich of a name. it holds a lot of hottnes in it. only true good looking people have the last name Murchie.
Hey did you see that girlY?

- Ohh yeah she's SEXXYY she must have been a Murchie.

Why did the group of guys cross the road?
- Because they new she was sexy Murchie.
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Davison Michigan

A rather nice small modern town located in Davison Township.

With a minimum crime rate Davison Michigan is pretty safe, and nice place to live.

Home Of The Davison Cardinals.
Cody: What's up with all these Drug Dealing Emo's?
Franky: yeah, That's Davison Michigan for ya.
Cody: If they were to go to rehab or vanish, Davison Michigan would be rather nice.
Franky: Just wait till you hear this band called Chiodos.
Cody: Who are they?
Franky: A crappy band from Davison Michigan.
Cody: I see
Franky: That will give you something to complain about.
by Johnny Davison February 17, 2010
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Michigan Second

Verb. Titty Fucking. Second Base on the Michigan scale according to local residents. Yet to be confirmed by a statewide poll.
M: Hey baby let's go to second base.
W: Sure, grab my boobs.
M: Nah baby, i needs me some Michigan Second.
by wink, wink December 1, 2009
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Michigan Hot Pocket

After you shit into a mitten, the other party puts the mitten on and proceeds to give you a hand job. Usually better with knit mittens and slightly wet shit so that some of it will ooze out and serve as lube. So called because of the shape of Michigan.
Her hands were cold on her walk home after she used her last mitten to give another Michigan Hot Pocket to a stranger at back of the bar.
by Leghumpingconnoisseur December 27, 2014
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central michigan

David Sheridan went to central michigan.
by SHIMMY SHAM 45345 January 6, 2009
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titty munching

1) The artistic and elaborate act of nibbling and enjoying the luscious curvatures of a woman or several women.

2) The futuristic technique of making friends with your female partner's lady-humps.

3) Kind of like motorboating with less lateral speed, less tongue, and more nibbling.
Jeff: "Bro, last night Lauras titties were callin' me!"
Toby: "Aight, so what did you do?"
Jeff: "I fukin' munched those titties all night."
(Jeff was... Yes, titty munching)
by MunchMaster3000 April 24, 2010
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Crud Munching Bitch

A miserable old cunt that you just want to repeatedly punch in the face. Typically over the age of 40, wears thick glasses and constantly looks annoyed for no good reason other than she's an old bitch.
Don't look at me again or I'll slit your fucking throat you crud munching bitch!

(Thanks to Matt for Crud Munching Bitch. He said it first whilst in the midst of a real crud muncher who was also a bitch!)
by William J J T October 30, 2010
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