Double Stuffed Muff

when the size of your penis is not enough to pleasure a woman, so a finger or two is added to compensate for the lack of size of the genitalia

Sarah said that Spencer had to use the Double Stuffed Muff to satisfy her, because his tiny penis could never reach the orgasmic level.

by Dick Flowerpot May 2, 2012

puff the muff

When you need you baby powder your vagina

It was very hot and I had to puff the muff

by Not Diana July 26, 2017

muff

vagina, not pubs or dirty vagina, just vagina, how else do you muff dive, you need to enter the vagina with your tongue like a scuba dude or snorkeler,

That chicks muff was so tight!

by the taint October 29, 2006

Muff-Cabbage

It's a Jersey thing, apparently.

You've got cabbage in your muff, you got cabbage in your muff! You're muff-cabbage!

by ff9001 October 16, 2010

muff

the top part of the muffin, the part thats all crunchy.

"Damn shaun let me get the muff,you can have the bottom"

by Azin April 18, 2006

muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.

Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!

by Bob H January 16, 2007

muff hair

a person who has their hair like pubes on a cunt (muff)

my nana has muff hair
people in morrisons have muff hair

by chappersloveshall May 2, 2008