moo goo gai pan

crappy chinese food.

waitress: you rike some food?
Me: yeah anything but the moo goo gai pan. It gave me the shits last night.

by Bluto Scones August 31, 2006

“That makes the cow go moo!”

A phrase used to express an overwhelming amount of joy you feel as a result of something good happening. To make the cow go moo is to please the cow.

Her: Do you want some head?
Me: Why, yes! “That makes the cow go moo!”

by FunnyPhrasesandTingz November 19, 2020

moo-ish/mooish

"moo" meaning screwing"
"ish" meaning stuff

Screwing-stuff

your mom is very Mooish.

by Species June 30, 2004

ass duff moo vee

a pre noueashhon of asdf movie

shlod we walch ass duff moo vee 12?

by cb(minecraft fnaf) 1 fan January 28, 2021

molly moo and courty porty

The best freinds ever m. Wow molly and courty are really fucking stunning, can often be found with a rare specimen called becca buzz twirking on face time drink pink gin.

People often say i’m so jealous i wish i had a molly moo and courty porty

by snazzycow January 1, 2021

Moo Shu Beef Jerky

The act of beastiality on a cow while enjoying a bag of Jack Links beef jerky

Instead of cow tipping I snuck into my neighbors farm for some good old moo shu beef jerky

by Blame The Clown May 7, 2018

what the moo shoo pork?

the phrase i like to exclaim very loud in public over "what the fuck?"

"yo i said orange chicken! what the moo shoo pork? is this?!"

by jon the jew January 1, 2009